How to Disturb Your Sister (with Pictures)

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How to Disturb Your Sister (with Pictures)
How to Disturb Your Sister (with Pictures)

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Let's face it: our sisters can be insufferable, and from time to time we have to get even. How best to do this? Being unbearable too! There are countless hilarious strategies to drive any girl crazy. Some of them are risky, so remember you may have to bear the consequences!

Steps

Method 1 of 2: Playing pranks on your sister

Bug Your Sister Step 1
Bug Your Sister Step 1

Step 1. Steal something from her

This is one of the best ways to piss off your sister.

  • Go into her hidden room and grab something important, like her iPod, a pair of earrings, or a stuffed animal she likes best.
  • When your sister wants to know what you did, deny it. If necessary, practice your innocent speech beforehand and pretend to be quite offended.
  • Hide your sister's things well, as she might want to search your room. Then, when she leaves the house, put everything back in place. She will think she is going crazy!
  • Even better, if your sister is vain and has a lot of makeup, hide everything (or the items she wears the most) and when she accuses you of stealing, say "Why would I steal? I'm not vain like you!".
Bug Your Sister Step 2
Bug Your Sister Step 2

Step 2. Hide her clothes

Everyone knows that women love to shop and wear stylish clothes. So why don't you hide those from your sister?

  • When your sister leaves the house, go to her room with a suitcase or big bag and throw everything inside. Hide this suitcase in a place that doesn't arouse suspicion, such as the pantry.
  • Your sister will probably go crazy when she sees that the wardrobe is empty; so prepare a good excuse. Say that your mother decided to donate everything to charity! However, just don't hide important pieces, like the prom dress or a T-shirt she got from her boyfriend, for example.
Bug Your Sister Step 3
Bug Your Sister Step 3

Step 3. Scare her

Nothing is more gratifying than scaring someone in the family, especially if that person's reaction is usually to scream!

  • Plan your attack well: wait in a room with the lights off, like her bedroom.
  • When it arrives, you have two options: scream with all your might or play it silently - both are effective.
  • You can use some mask or other fancy article, such as a rubber knife.
Bug Your Sister Step 4
Bug Your Sister Step 4

Step 4. Fill her entire room with toilet paper

Here's another interesting trick that makes any girl crazy with her siblings.

  • Get the roll from the bathroom and use all the paper to play the trick on your sister. Spread it around the room, on the ceiling lamp, on the windows, in the wardrobe, and so on.
  • Cover her bed with several rolls. If you want to be more creative, you can also throw crumpled pieces of paper on the walls, ceiling, and mirror.
  • Just pay attention, as your parents may be irritated by the mess (and end up having to clean up) if they find out.
Bug Your Sister Step 5
Bug Your Sister Step 5

Step 5. Pretend she hurt you

Tell your parents that your sister hurt you physically or emotionally to get you in trouble.

  • Before they get home from work, lie down on the floor in front of your sister and start moaning in pain. When her parents ask what happened, accuse her of assault.
  • Pinch your own arm (to make a bruise) and tell your parents it was your sister. They will never think you did it on purpose.
  • Tell your parents that she called you stupid or ugly or something like that - the meaner the better. She won't be able to prove it's a lie!
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Bug Your Sister Step 6

Step 6. Annoy her while she sleeps

Annoying someone who is sleeping is easy and produces some hilarious results!

  • One of the best pranks you can play on your sister is to put some shaving cream or whipped cream in her hand and run a feather over her nose. She will try to scratch herself and thus get all over her face!
  • If you prefer, wake her up in the middle of the night in some pretty annoying way, like jumping into bed or touching her face. Say it's dawn and it's time to go to class. You can be more convincing and change the time on the clock or alarm she uses. Then just watch the poor thing panic.
Bug Your Sister Step 7
Bug Your Sister Step 7

Step 7. Throw water balloons at it

Water balloons are the perfect tools, especially if your sister hates getting her hair wet!

  • Fill some bladders with cold water and carefully tie the ends together. Hide and wait for your sister to get close (outside the house, so you don't get anything important wet). Then just start the attack.
  • The trick is even funnier if your sister is with her friends or boyfriend. Just be careful: she'll be pissed off. Run and go back into hiding immediately!
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Bug Your Sister Step 8

Step 8. Turn off the lights in the rooms it is in

Have you ever been somewhere in the house and someone accidentally turns off the lights? It's not cool at all, right?

  • Use this technique even more if your sister is taking a long time to move. You can do this even when she's in her room, as long as you're stealthy and silent.
  • If possible, try to lock your sister inside the room she is in with the lights off. Just don't overdo the cruelty!
  • If your sister leaves the bathroom door unlocked when brushing her teeth, for example, open it slightly and turn off the lights.
Bug Your Sister Step 9
Bug Your Sister Step 9

Step 9. Stir her food and drink

This is another strategy that is sure to make your sister very angry!

  • If you're having dinner or lunch at the table and your sister is having a glass of water or soda, point to the window and yell "Look!" When she turns around, tell her you spit on her drink (but not really spitting!) to make her feel disgusted and want to throw it all away!
  • If your sister is eating something tasty, like a candy bar, try picking it up and licking it all up. She will be disgusted and give up eating the rest!
  • If your sister is drinking soda, wait until she leaves the can and leaves the room. Then throw the rest of the drink down the sink drain and fill the container with milk (or any liquid she doesn't like). When the poor thing comes back and drinks, she'll be so surprised she might even spit.
  • If you want to be really mean, put something like soy sauce or canned juice in the can.
Bug Your Sister Step 10
Bug Your Sister Step 10

Step 10. Send messages from her cell phone

Your sister probably always carries her cell phone in her hand; so it may be difficult to play this trick. If you can, she's the best of them all.

  • With your cell phone in hand, go somewhere quieter to play the trick. Look through your cell phone's contact list and find the numbers of your sister's classmates. Then send something like "I'm very into you. Want to go out Friday night?" She will be horrified to find out!
  • You can also text her friends saying things like "I'm really upset with you. I'm going to tell everyone your secret." Just be careful, you might start an unnecessary fight!
  • If your sister has a smartphone, go to the Facebook or Instagram app. Take a picture of yourself and post it to her feed, with a caption like "I have the best brother in the world! I love you sooooooooooo". She's going to freak out when she finds out!
Bug Your Sister Step 11
Bug Your Sister Step 11

Step 11. Make the faucets splash water on it

  • Get a roll of duct tape.
  • Place a piece in the mouth of the kitchen or bathroom sink, but leave part open.
  • Disguise the tape well.
  • When your sister turns on the tap, the water will splash and make her wet.

Method 2 of 2: Being Irritating to the Extreme

Bug Your Sister Step 12
Bug Your Sister Step 12

Step 1. Sing an annoying song over and over

Choose something really boring, like "Baba Baby" or "Ilariê" to sing whenever your sister is around. She's going to freak out!

  • If you prefer, play an annoying instrument such as a tambourine or recorder when your sister is trying to do her homework, watching television, and so on.
  • When your sister asks you to stop, act offended and say she's getting in the way of your musical talents.
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Bug Your Sister Step 13

Step 2. Imitate everything your sister does

This is the oldest technique for siblings who like to bully each other, but it's still 100% effective. Repeat everything your sister says to make her angry!

  • You can make a high, effeminate voice to annoy your sister even more, as well as pretend you can't speak some lyrics.
  • If your sister tries to get smart and says something like "I'm an annoying tomboy" to see if you repeat it, change the "I am" to "You are."
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Bug Your Sister Step 14

Step 3. Look at your sister all the time

Try to irritate her just by looking, not even saying anything, at mealtime, when she's watching television, or during a car trip. Widen your eyes and try not to blink.

  • Try sneaking into her room in the morning, before it's time to wake up. Approach the bed and start facing her. She's going to freak out when she opens her eyes and sees you!
  • You can also leave the house and look out the window. When she opens the curtains, she'll be startled and scream!
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Bug Your Sister Step 15

Step 4. Learn a language she doesn't understand

Memorize a few phrases (or curses!) in another language and repeat them with her to leave her with the flea behind her ear - even more if she likes to play know-it-all.

  • You can also learn to use phrases from a language that doesn't exist, such as P's language.
  • Study some difficult Portuguese words and use them against your sister, even if out of context, so that she is baffled by your "intelligence".
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Bug Your Sister Step 16

Step 5. Pretend your sister doesn't exist

Sometimes the best way to piss someone off is to do nothing - just pretend the person doesn't exist!

  • Don't even look in your sister's direction. She may not notice or care at first, but she's going to get more and more annoyed!
  • Don't respond to anything she says to you; pretend you didn't even hear anything. If you like, look around with a puzzled expression and say something like "Who said that?" or "Did you hear?"
  • You can pretend it doesn't exist. If someone says her name, for example, look confused and ask "Who?"
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Bug Your Sister Step 17

Step 6. Give your sister an annoying nickname

This is one more way to make her blood boil with rage.

  • Think of a nickname that rhymes with her name, like "Banana" for "Ana" or "Flour" for "Marina".
  • You can also think of something else that is offensive, like calling her "horse face" or "Peppa Pig".
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Bug Your Sister Step 19

Step 7. Hide your sister's journal

That's a pretty tense strategy, since she's gone mad with rage.

  • Then leave the diary in an obvious place, along with a note like "I know all your secrets." You don't even have to read the actual diary (which is too cruel); just make her think she read it.
  • However, if you decide to read (which would be very wrong), try to memorize the best parts so that you can share them with your sister at unexpected times. For example: when she's doing her homework, come over and say "I wanted Renato to look at me, but he pretends I'm invisible" in a squeaky voice on purpose. Then run to avoid being caught!
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Bug Your Sister Step 20

Step 8. Poke your sister

This strategy is simple but 100% effective in driving any girl crazy. Poke her in the car, at dinnertime, when she's watching television, etc.

  • You can poke her in the stomach (where she's ticklish) or her face (which is more irritating) and say something like "Yuck, what's that?" She's going to be paranoid, thinking she's got a pimple or something.
  • Prepare to be nudged back. Don't play if you can't stand the joke!
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Bug Your Sister Step 21

Step 9. Laugh at everything your sister says

Here's another way to make her angry, especially when she's serious.

  • The technique is even more effective when your sister is angry, such as after arguing with a friend or getting a low grade at school. Laugh and point at her!
  • You can also laugh hysterically when your sister tries to tell a joke or be funny. Keep it up until you make it obvious you're being sarcastic.
Figure out What to Wear Wherever You Go Step 8
Figure out What to Wear Wherever You Go Step 8

Step 10. Wear your sister's clothes and pretend it's her

Sneak into her room and get her clothes. The more she likes the pieces, the better.

  • Dress like her. For example: combine a blouse and a skirt. If your feet are similar in size, wear something that is also hers.
  • Wear a hairstyle similar to hers or, if possible, wear a wig.
  • Get close to her dressed like that and imitate her way of talking and moving. Soon, she will be screaming and asking her mother for help!

Tips

  • Prepare to get in trouble with your parents or (probably) your sister.
  • Never accept defeat. Think about plans B, C, D, etc.
  • If you get in trouble, it's better to be an angel to your parents, but a devil to your sister. She will hate this behavior.
  • Get ready for your sister to want revenge.
  • Deny all accusations she makes.
  • If your sister is a troublemaker, she might want to go after you. So get ready and use something in your favor to blackmail her into controlling herself, like a necklace or other accessory.
  • If you're camping or hiking in a park, add hot water and sugar to your sister's insecticide to attract the bugs! Just mix well before travel for the sugar to dissolve.
  • Hide for an hour or more or leave the house before your sister tells your mother what happened or takes out her anger on you.
  • Make your sister jealous of something you have.
  • Prepare for the consequences, especially if your sister is older.

Notices

  • The chances of your sister wanting revenge are even greater than the chances of you getting caught.
  • Your sister could fall and injure herself if you throw a water balloon on the back of her head or on her back. Remember that your intention is to play a trick, not kill anyone. Also, only use this technique if she doesn't have anything electronic in her hands, like her cell phone, or the device could break.
  • If you intend to play a prank on your sister, get rid of all evidence.
  • Be careful not to overdo the number of pieces, or your relationship with your sister could be strained for a long time.
  • You will probably get in trouble.
  • Rest assured that she will want to pay back.
  • Don't scare your sister if she is a child. The situation can get pretty tense.

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